almost-never
Up $178K on $12M traded, ranked #1,155 of all Polymarket traders.
- Win rate
- 55% of 229 markets
- ROI
- +1.5% profit over volume
- Volume
- $12M all time
- Open now
- $31K in 3 markets
- Politics100%
About almost-never
The money
almost-never is a Polymarket trader with $178K in lifetime profit on $12M traded. That is a return of +1.5% on every dollar they have put through the market. On Polymarket's all-time profit leaderboard they rank #1,155. Polkyo has been recording their moves since September 2026.
The record
Polkyo has scored 229 closed markets for almost-never, and they came out ahead on 55% of them. Their Polkyo Score, which weighs edge, consistency, track record and profit, is 48 out of 100: a solid, proven trader.
How they trade
Their trading reads as a person's, not a bot's or a market maker's; by style Polkyo files them as "whale"; most of their open money is in politics (100%) markets.
Right now
Right now the scanner sees almost-never in 3 open markets, with $31K on the line. Their largest position is $21K on Yes in "2026 Balance of Power: D Senate, D House", which trades at 67¢. Next is $10K on No in "Will the Republican Party control the House after the 2026 Midterm elections?".
The last 30 days
In the last 30 days Polkyo logged 54 moves by almost-never across 21 markets: $492K bought and $58K sold. The latest: sold out of $1000 of No in "Will Flávio Bolsonaro win the second round of the 2026 Brazilian presidential election by 4–8%?" at 100¢.
What almost-never holds right now
3 open markets · $31K
2026 Balance of Power: D Senate, D HouseYes$21KYes at 67¢ · 67% chance · Politics
Will the Republican Party control the House after the 2026 Midterm elections?No$10KNo at 93¢ · 93% chance · Politics
Will the Democratic Party control the House after the 2026 Midterm elections?Yes$278Yes at 93¢ · 93% chance · PoliticsLatest moves
what almost-never did most recently
Sold out ofWill Flávio Bolsonaro win the second round of the 2026 Brazilian presidential election by 4–8%?−$1000No at 100¢ · 4d ago
Added toWill Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva win the second round of the 2026 Brazilian presidential election by 2–4%?+$3.8KYes at 99¢ · 4d ago- TrimmedWill Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva win the 2026 Brazilian presidential election?−$49KYes at 100¢ · 4d ago
- Added toWill Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva win the second round of the 2026 Brazilian presidential election by 2–4%?+$1.0KYes at 98¢ · 4d ago
- BoughtWill Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva win the second round of the 2026 Brazilian presidential election by less than 4%?+$935Yes at 94¢ · 4d ago
- TrimmedWill Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva win the second round of the 2026 Brazilian presidential election by 4–8%?−$922Yes at 14¢ · 4d ago
- BoughtWill Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva win the second round of the 2026 Brazilian presidential election by 2–4%?+$364Yes at 76¢ · 4d ago
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Questions about almost-never
Is almost-never a good Polymarket trader?
Polkyo has scored 229 closed markets for almost-never, and they came out ahead on 55% of them. Their Polkyo Score, which weighs edge, consistency, track record and profit, is 48 out of 100: a solid, proven trader. In all, they are up $178K.
How much has almost-never made on Polymarket?
almost-never has made $178K in total on $12M traded, #1,155 on Polymarket's all-time leaderboard.
What is almost-never betting on right now?
Right now the scanner sees almost-never in 3 open markets, with $31K on the line. Their largest position is $21K on Yes in "2026 Balance of Power: D Senate, D House", which trades at 67¢. Next is $10K on No in "Will the Republican Party control the House after the 2026 Midterm elections?".
Is almost-never a bot?
No. Polkyo reads their trading as a person's: not automated, not market making.
How can I follow almost-never's trades?
Open almost-never's page on Polkyo and press Follow: you get an alert every time they buy or sell, and every trade lands on your watchlist. You can also copy their trades with play money in paper copy trading. Both are free.
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