FasterThanYourGranny
Up $7.3K on $749K traded, ranked #19,358 of all Polymarket traders.
- Win rate
- 100% of 346 markets
- ROI
- +1.0% profit over volume
- Volume
- $749K all time
- Open now
- $1.9K in 1 markets
- Weather100%
About FasterThanYourGranny
The money
FasterThanYourGranny is a Polymarket trader with $7.3K in lifetime profit on $749K traded. That is a return of +1.0% on every dollar they have put through the market. On Polymarket's all-time profit leaderboard they rank #19,358. Polkyo has been recording their moves since October 2026.
The record
Polkyo has scored 346 closed markets for FasterThanYourGranny, and they came out ahead on 100% of them. Their Polkyo Score, which weighs edge, consistency, track record and profit, is 51 out of 100: a solid, proven trader.
How they trade
By style Polkyo files them as "grinder"; most of their open money is in weather (100%) markets.
Right now
Right now the scanner sees FasterThanYourGranny in 1 open market, with $1.9K on the line. Their largest position is $1.9K on Yes in "Will the highest temperature in Istanbul be 17°C on October 29?", which trades at 100¢.
The last 30 days
In the last 30 days Polkyo logged 14 moves by FasterThanYourGranny across 6 markets: $2.9K bought and $2.7K sold. The latest: trimmed $269 of Yes in "Will the highest temperature in Istanbul be 17°C on October 29?" at 100¢.
What FasterThanYourGranny holds right now
1 open markets · $1.9KLatest moves
what FasterThanYourGranny did most recently
TrimmedWill the highest temperature in Istanbul be 17°C on October 29?−$269Yes at 100¢ · 39m ago
Sold out of×2Will the highest temperature in Seattle be between 52-53°F on October 25?−$388No at 100¢ · 4d ago- Sold out ofWill the highest temperature in Istanbul be 15°C or below on October 22?−$1000No at 100¢ · 5d ago
- Bought×2Will the highest temperature in Istanbul be 15°C or below on October 22?+$1.6KNo at 95¢ · 7d ago
- TrimmedWill the highest temperature in Istanbul be 16°C on October 20?−$60No at 100¢ · 8d ago
- BoughtWill the highest temperature in Istanbul be 16°C on October 20?+$477No at 100¢ · 8d ago
- BoughtWill the highest temperature in Istanbul be 15°C or below on October 21?+$841No at 84¢ · 8d ago
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Questions about FasterThanYourGranny
Is FasterThanYourGranny a good Polymarket trader?
Polkyo has scored 346 closed markets for FasterThanYourGranny, and they came out ahead on 100% of them. Their Polkyo Score, which weighs edge, consistency, track record and profit, is 51 out of 100: a solid, proven trader. In all, they are up $7.3K.
How much has FasterThanYourGranny made on Polymarket?
FasterThanYourGranny has made $7.3K in total on $749K traded, #19,358 on Polymarket's all-time leaderboard.
What is FasterThanYourGranny betting on right now?
Right now the scanner sees FasterThanYourGranny in 1 open market, with $1.9K on the line. Their largest position is $1.9K on Yes in "Will the highest temperature in Istanbul be 17°C on October 29?", which trades at 100¢.
Is FasterThanYourGranny a bot?
Polkyo has not classified this wallet's trading yet.
How can I follow FasterThanYourGranny's trades?
Open FasterThanYourGranny's page on Polkyo and press Follow: you get an alert every time they buy or sell, and every trade lands on your watchlist. You can also copy their trades with play money in paper copy trading. Both are free.
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